Friday Potpurri

Happy weekend!!

1)  “Man of the House” website.  The article I linked is particularly interesting, but they have articles on everything! And the contributors don’t sound like they have their heads up their asses…a big plus 😉 and plus, this website is great for a good laugh!

2)  Zito. ZITO!! My cousin and I briefly chatted about him during the game.  How many games til you can trust him on the mound? He’s doing great, but at the same time believe that every pitcher will have a melt down here and there. I want to keep cheering him on instead of waiting for the other shoe to drop, ya know? My cousin says he’ll never trust him but c’mon….give the dude some credit! We’ll see from start to start, I guess, but at least we are now getting some use out of him!  And how funny is it that everyone on KNBR/Twitter keeps commenting on the tightness of Barry Zito’s pants?  Anyone actually watching the game? 😛

3)  On another Giants note, what’s with all the injuries? Every time I think someone is going to get sent down to make room, someone gets injured! I thought Fontenot was going to be back but it looks like he’s day to day; I also assumed that with him coming back it would be Bill Hall who gets shown the door.  Then Bill Hall goes and gets injured, to the point where he might hit the DL. What the heck? Oh well…guess he ain’t takin up any room either way.  And about trades, this Mets series is going to be interesting to see Beltran in action.   Maybe it’s a good thing Jose Reyes got injured – for one, we don’t have to face him, and for two, maybe we won’t pay up the ass now for this guy who might not wanna sign here next year anyway.

4) Finally, ending with a lawyer joke…yay!!

A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the road. Every time he would see a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud “THUMP” and then he would swerve back on the road.

One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitch hiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over. He asked the priest, “Where are you going, Father?”.  “I’m going to the church 5 miles down the road,” replied the priest.  “No problem, Father! I’ll give you a lift. Climb in the truck.”

The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road.  Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the lawyer. Even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud “THUD.” Not understanding
where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn’t
see anything, he turned to the priest and said,

“I’m sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer.”

“That’s okay,” replied the priest. “I got him with the door.”

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About wholelottafreetime

Someone who previously did not have a whole lotta free time but now recently found herself with a whole lotta free time...so what to do with a whole lotta free time? Rekindle old interests and pick up new ones!
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